attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs
If somebody comes into my room and finds a little pile of ash that once was me
This video is the culprit
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusementUNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
when u make a mistake
Remember when my blog was shitty?
Yeah neither do I
I get progressively uglier throughout the day
*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”
*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*
at least i’m not a brony
At least I never misspelled “Nintendo”
oh damn you really got me there
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
at school like
"so what are your plans for after you graduate?"