some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross
What the fuck happens in League of Legends
ok but how to get away with murder is so damn good
DONT EVER SLEEP WITH THE CLOSET DOOR OPEN ITS SO DARK AND UNKNOWN AND SOMETHING WILL SUCK YOU IN
that sounds like something patrick stump would say
God bless the Simpsons
sit up straight then reblog this so your followers sit properly too you’re welcome
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom
I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.
yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING
me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture
no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better
I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED
ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.
Straight boy: what are you wearing ;)
Me: a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
hi i'm tee and i like to cry over fictional characters every day
lauren is 2 kool 4 skool